::Tahira Al-Guyaniyah::: Sleep MORE, weigh LESS!!!

::Tahira Al-Guyaniyah::

'ahem' yeah, talk about FRESHNESS

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Sleep MORE, weigh LESS!!!


HUH?

YUP!! you heard me!.. You can now officially sleep MORE AND MORE and lose more weight than ever b4!.. yup a new technique has arrived! lol

Those of you who use to make fun of 'poor' 'pooooor' Tah and her sleepin habits and when ya all would call me .. and I would be sleepin'.. well it's time ya all EAT YA WORDS!! cuz this is de right track! (ie. the track to losin' weight.. unless if it's a different track :P).. suckas lol

anyway here is my proof for the above.. scientifically, but am yet to research the Islamic perspective on sleepin ' waaaaaaaaay' too much 'ahem'


Less sleep = weight gain! <<< Click here to read article.. enjoy!!

5 Comments:

  • At May 25, 2006 11:52 PM, Blogger Sabeen said…

    Oh man.. u couldnt go more wrong Tahira! Yes, the article does say that people who have unhealthy sleeping habits actually tend to gain weight probably because of hormonal changes and all.... BUT, I read the thing twice and NO WHERE does it say that if u sleep more than 8 hours a day.. u tend to lose weight! Things like these arent math. "Less sleep = weight gain" is not the same as "more sleep = weight loss". So my dear Tahira.. we would still make fun of u sleeping at odd hours of the day. lol... And that's not the only thing wrong with that article.
    The study was done only on middle aged women. Would older or youner women give different results?? what about middle aged men? what about children and teenagers and elders? Too much of generalizations. I feel like Amara now.. dang! Its her job to criticize. lol...
    anywaysss... nope Tahira! not convinced here. lol.. gotta try harder :P

     
  • At May 26, 2006 5:04 AM, Blogger Tahira said…

    oh be quiet sabeen.. plz take ur desi talk elsewhere!...

    people.. o visitors.. do not listen to sabeen here... she has some kind of syndrome.. i have to figure out the name for it!

    You see the prob with sabeen is this.. she doesnt sleep much... she sleeps very less.. 'o what can i do' I talk to her soo soo much.. but she never tends to listen to me.. I have warned her soo many times to go to sleep .. to acheive that 7-9 hrs of sleep!.. o but she doesnt listen..no no she does not

    o what can i do.......

     
  • At May 26, 2006 5:06 AM, Blogger Tahira said…

    so therefore.. that is the reason why she is denyin the fact that.. if we all sleep more.. we can lose many pounds.. and lose all that flubber

    ya u heard me!

     
  • At May 26, 2006 6:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    bean bag has tahira-0-phobia...
    i have tooo...and so do many other people who come in contact with an entity called tahira begum....

    tahira...u goof...cut it out with the desi lingu business...we're commenting in english babe...

    and u just need excuses to sleep more...as if more sleep is gonna do u any gud....

     
  • At July 21, 2006 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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